So I was getting ready to eat lunch when I felt something in my bra. I reached in and pulled out a Gerber puff. WOW, really wasn't expecting that one. It was one of those total 'you know you're a mom' moments.
I decided to write down all the "you know you're a mother when"....... that I could think of
Here we go..
You know you're a mother when you.....
---pick boogers out of your kid's nose with your fingers
---your can't remember the last time you were in the shower long enough to shave your legs
---you can change a diaper in the dark
---bodily fluids don't gross you out anymore
---another child pukes at a party and you continue to eat your cake
---you talk to yourself just for the conversation
---you take the long way home from the store just for the extra alone time
---your super-sensitive mom ears can hear the baby crying from the next county
---you hide in the closet with your treats because you don't want your children to catch you
---you silently curse people when they call during nap time
---you know the entire line up of cartoons on Sprout during the day
---you blame every crying spell on teething
---your house is taken over by toys
---you answer the questions on Dora the Explorer and learn Spanish from her
---you can take a shower in less than 2 minutes and come out clean
---if asked what your favorite song is, all that comes to mind are songs your kids like
---the lipstick and perfume in your purse are buried under toys and diapers
---you realize the kids are all napping at the same time and you think "This is living!"
---ten of the last twelve movies you saw involved talking animals
I would love to see your examples!